Fave MLB beard = cycle
If you thought that I’d wait til I get back to Milwaukee tomorrow to write about George Kottaras and the first cycle of the Major League season, you’d be wrong.
Maybe I shouldn’t be writing this post while sitting in on the boyfriend’s radio show, but hey, why not?
We’re laying on the couch, watching the Brewers in NON-HD (ugh!) and George’s 4th inning laser of a homer was quite exciting. I almost didn’t think it was going over the wall. Not only did it go over but it went over in, like, a split-second. It was awesome.
When he tripled in his next at-bat (a stand up triple, at that), I was happy. Wasn’t thinking ‘cycle’ just yet, but happy. When Craig Counsell homers on the next pitch, well, happier. No doubt. Completely unexpected out of the old man. But of course, I will take it.
So the single came next. After the easy HR and 3B, this had to have been the hardest one for Georgie to get. All the sudden, the cycle was in my head.
I tweeted about it. I was getting texts left and right from all the people that know about my unhealthy Kottaras obsession.
I honestly wasn’t thinking with the lead they had that the Brewers would bat enough in the 8th to get George another AB, but since the Astros sent in the same horrible bullpen that blew the lead Friday night, obviously I thought wrong.
George steps up to the plate one last time and swings. The ball sails out to nearly dead center, takes a hop off the hill and bounces over the fence. Ground rule double. Awesomely awesome awesomeness.
Phone blowing up. Twitter blowing up. Facebook blowing up. Insane.
The lefty-stacked lineup for Ron Roenicke paid off. For sure. The fact that George bats LH was the only reason he was playing last night and he made RR look like a genius.
My only criticism for my bearded, not-so-secret love?
Georgie, your beast needs a little help!
It wasn’t as horrible and timid as Taylor Green’s but it wasn’t good, either.
So since the Crew has once again found their swagger (against Houston. Whatever) after being swept at home by STL, I think they’ll be remarkably fine from here on out. Still, the only team I’m sort of worried about in the final stretch is the Phillies but, eh. That’s only 4 games.
My Boys got this. And since I have like, a million games lined up in September, there’s a good chance I could be present when they clinch the NL Central. I haven’t done that since, well, 2008. I’ll be the good luck charm. Obviously.
Go Reds! (haha)